We want to introduce you to our new product: Modern Art. We are pretty sure it will revolutionize the way you look at paintings.
We know that sounds pretty wild, but we have a good reason for saying so. On the surface, Modern Art is just a digital picture of one of our artists’ paintings. But we’ve spent years working on algorithms to find the perfect combination of colors and shapes that convey exactly the same emotions as the original painting.
In fact, we’re so confident in our product that if you buy Modern Art we’ll refund your money if you don’t feel better about life after using it for just four weeks. It’s really something you should try.
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We here at Modern Art want to bring you the best in contemporary art, and the best way to do that is to make it as accessible as possible. We’ve created a new kind of painting that will change your life and completely revolutionize the way you look at paintings. The beauty and expressiveness of our product are so profound, you may find yourself wondering how you ever viewed pictures differently.
The first thing to know about our product is that it isn’t a painting of something. It’s a painting of nothing. That’s right, nothing. This may sound like an empty innovation, but we like to think of it as the ultimate expression of artistic freedom. After all, the great masters often painted nothing: think of Jackson Pollock or Mark Rothko or any number of abstract expressionists. Our product takes this idea to its logical extreme: instead of simply not representing anything in particular, our product doesn’t represent anything at all. As you can imagine, this is particularly beneficial for people who are fed up with traditional paintings because they depict some subject matter that they find offensive: whether it be an intense scene from the Old Testament or a simple landscape showing God’s creation, traditional paintings have always been used to convey messages that are contrary to one’s own beliefs. Our
NEW YORK, Feb. 6, 2014 /PRNewswire/ —
Newton’s Apple, Inc., the innovative studio that brought you the original Modern Art app, is proud to announce the next generation of its groundbreaking product line: Modern Art 2.0. This new version of the world’s most revolutionary art app brings art to your fingertips by allowing the user to create their own paintings with just the touch of a finger. Using an intuitive interface, users can choose from a variety of colors and brush sizes and easily create masterpieces that are sure to be the envy of art lovers everywhere.
Modern Art 2.0 is unlike any other art app on the market today. The revolutionary new design emphasizes simplicity and ease of use without sacrificing professional quality results. With a simple tap or brush stroke, anyone can create artwork that would normally only be available to professionals with years of expensive training.
“We believe Modern Art 2.0 will change the way people look at art,” said Michael Marder, CEO of Newton’s Apple, Inc., in a recent interview with The New York Times. “With this new version of our revolutionary product line, we have taken everything we’ve learned from our previous success in bringing fine art to everyone’s fingertips and created something
Abstract art is not dead, it’s just been waiting for the right moment to bloom. Just as the ancient Egyptians discovered that the more the head was shaved, the closer the spirit drew to enlightenment, Picasso’s early cubism experiments showed us that if we removed the face from a painting, we could draw attention to the other elements of a painting- colour and perspective, light and shadow.
But it wasn’t until Warhol’s work with silk-screening that artists truly understood how much majesty could be achieved by omitting even more details – like an entire face or body. And while Pollock’s experiments with dripping paint were initially met with confusion and even laughter, his pioneering efforts would later prove to be one of the most influential artistic movements in history.
As you can see, these innovators were all working in perfect harmony towards a common goal: to remove as much detail as possible from their paintings and sculptures. This may seem counterintuitive at first – why would anyone want to “remove” details? – but when you look at our product you will immediately understand why it has been so important for art history that nearly every single detail in most paintings be removed.
The new technology behind this product will change the way you view and experience art. You’ll
Art is a kind of a language, and the modern art movement has been an attempt to create a new and more powerful language. But when we started talking about it, we found people had preconceived ideas about what modern art was. This post is going to explain what we mean by ‘modern art’ and why we think it is so powerful, specifically for our product and how our product can be used in combination with modern art.
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We have seen a lot of changes in the art world throughout the years. As our company pushes forward into new territory, new possibilities are open to us and we are excited to see where it will take us. It is very exciting to be at the forefront of an industry that has such a rich history. We want to continue to carry on that tradition and make it accessible to everyone.